marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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