I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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