Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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