My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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