So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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