i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he thought i was a dude.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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