isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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