Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt