my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
