But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.