Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?

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(740): View more from Ohio

He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold

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(609): View more from New Jersey

just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore

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(816): View more from Missouri

We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol

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