How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies