Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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