They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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