am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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