why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.