mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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