No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.