hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina