Betty ford says i'm here all night
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You may now shotgun with the bride
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Terrible idea I love it
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER