Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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