you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Even my vagina gasped.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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