google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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