dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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