I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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