found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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