i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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