Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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