honey bunches of taint.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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