Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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