those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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