Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pants are for mortals
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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