just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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