She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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