Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!