do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
