if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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