Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize