Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
we should paint friendship bongs
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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