I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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