I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if sheโs alive, you can thank me
Good news!! I can adult!! ๐ turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ๐ญ๐
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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