we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.