But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.