i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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