whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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