And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Never underestimate the power of titties
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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