On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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