normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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