My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.