My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you traded sex for a burrito?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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