I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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