wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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