the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS