He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?