This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been