Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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