You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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