My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Will exercising make me less horny?
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