Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
