the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just pynch a tree in the face
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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